| THE BATTLER'S FEET by James (jimjunior2001@yahoo.com) THE FEET OF JILL JOHNSON And if you think her arm is all she has, think again, my male friend. For she has two deadly feet, too. They come out of nowhere and knock you out cold. You think they aren’t that big, they can’t cause any damage. Ha! When they kick, every fiber in them is totally concentrated, making the square feet of her feet the most lethal in the entire world. It makes contact with you; no way you aren’t going backwards and down! They come from the front, the side, and the rear. They nail you in the face, chest, stomach, knees, armpits, and oh yes, the groin; ouch! They break boards and knock down doors. They knock weapons like guns and knives out of the hands of bad boys. They jump on top of a metal chain being swung by a man, pinning it to the ground, and making it useless. They stomp on your neck, making it impossible to breathe and in moments, you are passed out unless you tell her what she wants. They are attached to the end of two very beautiful long legs. Oh the legs that hold those feet. You never know where you might find them. A big man running along suddenly trips and wonders why; yep, it’s those legs sticking out. Ever try to breathe when those legs are wrapped around your neck? Ever try to approach a woman when that leg is sticking out in front of her, stiff as a tunnel wall? You ain’t coming near her! And oh, when you are lying on the ground after she knocks you down and you see that foot coming towards you? Man, do you take the ground to be your lawfully wedded partner for life? Those feet are so strong and firm; they only go off the ground when she wishes So try to knock her around and make her lose balance; not going to happen my friend! Feet as stiff as rock, aren’t moving nowhere, and neither is she! In the middle of those lovely legs are her knees; when you get “kneed”, you may as well not plan to do anything for a while, whether you are kneed in the groin, the chest, the face, anywhere. It doesn’t matter how well built you are my friend, those legs, those feet, those knees. Know how to make contact with your vital parts while preventing you from coming anywhere close to hers. They are formidable female weapons in the battle for women’s equality; do not take them lightly or think they are only for good looks! No sir, no way! |