| TRINITY by Jim Having just bought a new Harley and wanting to get some 'eye candy' to accessorize it, I called up my friend Toni, and we made plans for going to a popular craft show in our area. When I told her to dress warmly and wear some leather if possible, she responded "Mmmmmmmmm leather, I think have just the right kind." Little was I to know. You might remember Toni from previous stories of mine, and even if you don't I assure you that you will remember her from here on out. I soon pulled into her driveway, and after making a fool of myself trying to show up her kids in some basketball, I walked into her house. Toni was sitting at the breakfast bar reading the paper. Seeing me, she stood up to greet me, and when I caught a look at her, I just about shit myself. I had mentioned the possibility of her wearing leather, but I was in no way ready for what appeared in front of me. Toni was dressed form head to toes in leather, and looked like a dead ringer for Trinity of 'The Matrix' movies. "How was the ride up?" she asked. Dumbfounded by the sight of her, all I could manage was to stammer "Good". Finally, I composed myself enough to state that the sun had come out and I was thinking of wearing less clothes. "Oh, so I don't need the leather then?" she asked. "You leave that on or I'm leaving without you" I laughed in reply. Amused herself, she came over and gave me a little kiss, and said "Lets get on that bike of your's honey and head out of here." We took off and got to the show about 20 minutes later. We must of spent three hours alone looking over the first row of tables. My eye caught some neat Native American turquoise jewelry. I bought a bears claw necklace, and Toni bought a few small items. A short time later, we decided to go for a ride and then to dinner. We were almost back to were my bike was parked when a slight commotion. As we got closer the sounds of some guy and his girlfriend arguing became clear. "Come on Bruce, you promised we would stay until I was ready to go" I heard her plead. "Fuck that! Either you get on the bike or I'm leaving your stupod ass behind!" he replied. Before I knew it, Toni was walking over to confront the idiot. "Please Toni, don't get involved with this" I pled, "We don't need any trouble". Ignoring me, she walked over to the girl and told her "It’s ok honey, let the asshole leave you here. My friend will take you where you need to go and I’ll just wait for him to come back for me. I'm not ready to leave yet anyhow.” Oh shit. Now I was involved in this. Before the woman could speak, I saw the dude heading towards Toni. He was about 6' 3" and a good 300 lbs. He kind of looked like Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top. “Hey bitch! Nobody wants to hear your mouth so just keep it shut! She ain’t leavin here with nobody but me got it!” he hollered at her. I knew she would fuck this dude up but I didn’t know how or when. Then I saw 2 of his buddies come running up. The shit was really about to hit the fan!!!!! “What’s going on here?” one of the guys yelled. “Carol don’t want to leave and this little bitch here thinks her old man is going to ride my old lady on his bike.” Bruce told them. I tried to reason with them but I knew it wasn’t going to do any good. “Hey guys, lets just cool down and just go home.” Bruce turned to me and barked “What’s up pussy? You gonna let your old lady run her mouth so you get you ass kicked then try to talk your way out of it?” Toni moved to about three feet from the Bruce guy and I could tell she was about to start kicking this dude’s ass. “He doesn’t have to worry about you dickhead!” Toni yelled at him. “You got a smart mouth bitch! I think I might just smack the shit out of you so you learn to keep it shut!” he replied. He stepped up and went to swing on her. Big Mistake!!! She blocked his arm and grabbed his beard. She took her right hand struck him under the chin. She grabbed him under his chin and he yelped. She kicked the back of his knee and he dropped to the ground. She still had a death grip on his jaw and she started giving him a lecture on manners. Seems to me I got that once too. “Now asshole, you see that I can basically kick the shit out of you and there’s nothing you or your boys can do about it.” Oh hell! I was so busy watching her I forgot about the other guys! I was ready to get my ass kicked but they were mesmerized by how Toni was whipping their buddy. She released his jaw and grabbed his wrist. In one simple move she rolled over on the ground and had him in an arm bar and he was wincing in pain. “You guys get her off of me!” He yelled to his friends. “If you guys come over here, I’ll break his arm and then beat the shit out of you 2 dicks!” she promised, stopping them in their tracks. They stayed right where they were and she started giving Bruce his orders. “Now pussy, when I let you go, you are going to get on your bike and leave aren’t you?” He didn’t answer and she pulled his arm even further. “Ow let me go bitch!” he cried. “Not until we come to an understanding fucker!”was her reply. She let go of his arm and let him get up. He tried to shake off the pain in his arm but he was obviously hurting. “Now get on your bike and leave or I just might beat the living shit out of you and your friends just for the fun.” The guy was totally humiliated but wasn’t smart enough to leave. “Eat shit! I ain’t going without her.” he said while rubbing his arm. His girlfriend Carol was scared. Not of Toni, but of what would ultimately happen when Bruce was alone with her. He probably abused her before. She asked Toni to stop but she was on a roll. “Honey, I can guarantee you that he won’t touch you again. Ain't that right dick?” Toni told her. Having learned nothing, Bruce moved towards her again. He had a knife in his pocket and had it out!!!. He took a swipe at her with it but she was way too fast. She trapped his arm against her body, and got the knife away from him so fast that I couldn’t even see how she did it. She swept his legs out from under him and dropped the elbow into the solar plexus. He couldn’t breath and Toni jumped to her feet. Bruce rolled onto his hands and knees and I knew Toni wanted him to get to his feet so she could kick his head off. He staggered to his feet and sure as shit she started her flurry of kicks. She threw about five of them to his stomach and head. He fell to the ground and I could tell he was finished. "Give up or you might really get an ass whippin!” Toni sneered at Bruce. He just moaned a bit and Toni grabbed his girlfriend's arm. "I think we can go now" she told her. "He wont be getting up for a while.” Carol was shaking and was very upset. Toni comforted her and went to over to the security tent to file a police report. The police came to the tent where the bikes were and Bruce was just getting to his feet. They arrested him for carrying a concealed weapon and placed him in the cruiser. Toni gave her a business card for her school and promised she would get her started in basic self defense. She also went with her to file a restraining order on Bruce. I went to the station to pick Toni up and she apologized for ruining the dinner plans we had. I assured her that the only plans she had ruined was those of Bruce the Biker dude! I was happy that she helped Carol and that I had gotten to see her in action. She is amazing! I called Toni the other day and she said that Carol was attending her classes and was working out hard. I’ve said it before, I’m a lucky guy for knowing Toni. Just a reminder to all you guys out there. Watch your step and always act like a gentleman. You never know when another Toni might be right next to you ready to teach you some manners. But, you might just like it!!! |